Thursday, March 11, 2010

Rejected Facebook Status Updates

Melba is inserting her diva cup.

Melba just looked at all 538 pictures of you.

Melba just evacuated her colon.

Melba just found a piece of chicken (from last night’s dinner!) on her chin.

Melba delivered a beautiful, healthy baby girl at 5:43 am. 8 lbs, 2oz. Lots of hair and skin that is surprisingly dark in light of who we thought the father was.